Friday, 27 July 2012

The Bio Bidet. The Oldie magazine. Lavatory with inbuilt bidet, dryer self-diagnosis and quick release. Toto endorsement.

The most fascinating advertisement in The Oldie makes this magazine even more interesting.
There in goodly detail is the story and picture of a hydraulic lavatory seat cum bidet and dryer.
People on this sit-upon can be washed and blow-dried, as well having what the ad calls a feminine and a posterior wash; moreover the seat is heated.
It is operated by remote control, so as to be massaged, deodorised, turbo and enema-washed and pulsated. In addition, there is a 3 in 1 nozzle, a seat sensor, built-in filter, and more puzzling things called self-diagnosis and quick release! There is even a portable version.
This magnificent invention has been approved by the Water Regulations Advisory Scheme, the European CE and American UL, so it has legs as well.  

I received this endorsement via foxy form

"Already got one! Minus the enema function! It 's great. No more cold toilet seats in winter. And so hygienic.
The Japanese have had them for years - the Toto toilet.
The blow dry can take a while, so I keep a hand towel close by to pat dry.

Every home should have one - not just the elderly".